marrythenightbtw: psychoticmusic: vuittonbrown: IMAGINE LADY GAGA AT THE PREMIERE OF MACHETE KILLS IMAGINE LADY GAGA GOING OUTSIDE LADY GAGA
shannananan: mercimonamie: i fell in love with him like ketchup falls out of a bottle: slowly, and then all at once. oh my god you managed to one up john green.
peregr1ne: my mom is trying to pick a colour for her new wheelchair and me and my dad are telling her to get black and she’s just like “but how will I know if someone is stealing it” and my dad is just like “because you’ll be sitting on the floor” and she slapped him
psychoticmusic: IF GAGA IS PERFORMING WITH BEY IN AUGUST THEN THEY’LL TOTALLY SING TELEPHONE TOGETHER OH MY GOD I’VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS MOMENT FOR LIKE 3 YEARS
encourage: Do you ever get in those moods when everything annoys you and you’re just so irritated and nervous but you have no clue why, and you just want to punch a hole in the wall and then break down in tears?
psychoticmusic: vuittonbrown: IMAGINE LADY GAGA AT THE PREMIERE OF MACHETE KILLS IMAGINE LADY GAGA GOING OUTSIDE
me during the summer: is today wednesday or sunday
You’re still going to get criticized, so you might as well do whatever the fuck...– Kathleen Hanna (via littlemonsterhelp)
heartcramp: Look, if you nicely tell me that swearing makes you uncomfortable and you politely ask me not to, I will stop immediately and speak nicer than a nun. But if you start acting like you’re on some fucking high horse, or telling me that I’m going to Hell for talking the way that I do and you can’t “be around that kind of language” then you can bet your motherfuckin’ ass that I’ll be...
I am in like such a lovey dovey cuddly kissing mood
diagondaley: buttgenie: i hate when a teacher is genuinely funny and i’m the only one in the entire classroom that laughs at their jokes since everybody i go to school with are distasteful heathens #especially those sarcastic witty teachers who have amazing comebacks but everyone is fucking moronic and not intelligent enough to understand the beauty of what theyre saying and i get so upset
getoffmybloghoe: when you lose your phone in the blanket and you just
bandbutts: If masturbating while stoned isn’t called weed whacking I don’t know how to live my life anymore
psilentasincjelli: If I ever tell you I’m going to sleep and then you see me posting or liking things online for about an hour immediately after that, I promise I wasn’t lying to you, I’m just bad at going to sleep and it is usually a long process that begins with disengaging from any sort of immediate contact with people (chats, for example) and ends when everything on my screen is blurry and...
rupindah: I’m really good at keeping secrets because five minutes later I forget what you told me because I don’t care
athelephathryn asked: Green, purple, & teal.
fr-cker: STOP HATING PEOPLE STOP HATING MEN STOP HATING WOMEN STOP HATING STRAIGHTS STOP HATING GAYS STOP HATING THOSE IN BETWEEN STOP HATING THE ASEXUAL STOP HATING PEOPLE OF ALL RACES STOP HATING ON THE RELIGIOUS STOP HATING ON ATHEISTS STOP HATING FAT PEOPLE STOP HATING SKINNY PEOPLE JUST STOP THERE IS ACTUALLY NO POINT
subsistingsoul asked: purple! :)
roastings: “are you straight or gay?” yes
calvxn asked: green & teal. love ya xx