caterpee: When ppl fuck wit ouji boards then get all scared when s/t happens Did you not want it to work
Anonymous asked: sometimes i like the smell of my own farts
Reblog if it is alright if I come to your blog and...
haylz: How many Lizzies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? I don’t know, but it only takes one to screw up a graduation!
bullseyee: i just remembered that there are people my age who are fully functional adults supporting themselves and actually living their life instead of sitting on the internet all day
lockpickpornography: saying “no homo” confirms that yes you did consider the homo your mind skimmed the homo long enough that you saw it as an option and felt the need to deny it just in case the other party did too
I miss you...
raymusik: raidthisway: GO AWAY I bought you special plane tickets
I miss you...
kehsa: connersbaileys: what if one day, you’re home alone and sneeze the phone rings someone whispers bless you then hangs up i’d fucking say thank you
maozedung: “…but you may work alone if you wish.”
darrynek: my parents met in a youtube comments section
queer-intifada asked: Your new profile picture is adorable! :D
tombraiderr: Guys seriously.. if you haven’t played any Tomb Raider game at all.. What is wrong with you.
raymusik: raidthisway: Dear Anon from months ago that said you were eagerly awaiting my topless pics but I told you to wait until I’m more fit, That day is coming is still coming. Soon. NEVER FORGET